Jacky the Black Bloc Dildo Makes a PSA

I’m writing this as a response to this video, as watch it.

Well, first thing to note is that Jacky Boy is extremely online. He thinks being online too much isn’t the same thing as being online frequently. You can tell he’s in denial and just wants to spend every waking moment on the computer. Not knocking him, it’s a great life. Just wish he’d grow a spec of humility and just embrace it, ya know. But Jacky’s still growin’.

Hold on, guys. Gotta wait for this tweet to go away, before I can continue typing. Alright, sorry. I noticed on his list of things he does in his day to day life, he didn’t list anything productive. I didn’t hear him saying nothing about making no nothing. Not a goddamn thing. I wonder if this anorexic ninja has ever made anything. You think he’s ever built a car, a computer, a game? (*snicker*) Naw. This man is all fun and not the least bit fiscal in nature. He probably has a credit card that he uses to make $12 purchases.

I noticed when he mentioned Blaire White, he rolled his eyes. Well, what have we here?! A transphobic, cisgendered, white boy?! Get ’em, ladies. I’ll hold your purses. Oh, and I’m not at all surprised this twat follows ContraPoints. Or follows enough retards on Twitter to get ContraPoints via ReTweet; I wasn’t really paying attention.

He doesn’t think there’s much of a point in talking to “these people”, ya know: the fash, the Nazi’s, the not Left. Will you fucking grow up already? I talk to “progressives” like yourself all the time, not just because I don’t want to be in an echo chamber, but I genuinely enjoy their company. Ya know what—scratch all that. I should have just said. I do it because I’m a functioning adult.

“Contra does have a history of converting people over.” Ah yes, conversion. Go on Pope Marbles of the Marxist Movement. Don’t mind me. I’m just gonna sit here and “convert” people over to Objectivism—or at the very least, empiricism. I can’t get over that. Conversion. I’d say it’s a freudian slip, but truthfully I think he knows how intellectually dishonest he is.

Her?! HER!?! Are you fucking kidding me, man?! If you genuinely cared about ContraPoints as a person, you would not glorify his delusion that he’s a woman. Look up transgender suicide statistics, you piece of garbage.

“Leftists aren’t all a bunch of weirdos.” I agree. They’re not weird. The level of concern I have for them yields the need for a much more aggressive term than “weirdos”, mah dude. Try socialists. Commies. Sheep. Individualistic failures. You’re goddamn right they’re not “weird”, they’re dangerous. Fuck. These. People.

Lmao. Dude literally considers “being on the computer too much” a mental disorder, but not thinking you’re a woman, when you’re in fact—a man! Mind. Fucking. Blown.

“This is all just a microchasm of the world, guys. We could be talking about much greater issues in the world. But getting back to what I was saying…”

Whoa, guys. They’re saying terrible things to Contra. One guy even said, (clears throat) “You just transitioned a week ago.” Imagine!

The thing about the Left, guys, is that there’s so many purity tests, like having to answer to allegations of pedophilia. That’s an insipidly rigorous test the ol’ Left likes to put people through. I heard you’re a pedophile. This person said you’re a pedophile. I’m gonna call you a pedophile everywhere online now, until you admit it. Now, about those purity tests.

“We all know YouTube commenters are like the stupidest being on the planet.” You know what, I’m not even gonna argue with you there, even though you injected the word “like” into that sentence like a typical, brain-dead millennial. Why? Well, you’ve left plenty of YouTube comments and I happen to think you’re a moron. I’m sure you’ll go back and try tweaking your theory to perfect it at some point, but I think it’s fucking fantastic, broski. I think you’re totes onto something. Yea, those fucking comment leaving YouTube using sons of bitches. We all know theyz dah dumbest payper evers, hahahaha, except for me of course and all the people I like.

Apparently to consider a subscriber or follower of your’s a “friend” is “fucked up and weird”. My god, have you ever interacted with one of your subscribers, you miserable piece of shit? You said it yourself, you’re online a lot. Clearly more than you’re proud of admitting, as I alluded to in the beginning of this piece. So, if you’re not filling at least some of that time, building friendships, and maybe even (gasp) working on a project, I can’t imagine what you’re doing, except circle jerking the fuck around with your far-left cahoneys.

“We’re all our own person.” Lmao. I actually stepped outside and had a cigarette after hearing that. Dude. You believe in: say it with me. White. Privilege. You have absolutely no fucking room what so goddamn ever to be saying that you disingenuous, lying fuck.

Apparently if I’m going to insult someone online who’s “fighting” for one of Marble’s brilliant causes, I better be doing what he deems to be—“something with my life.” That’s rich. But not you, of course. You’re free to bully whoever you want online ’til your hearts content, and when people ask you what you do with your life, you don’t have to answer. No, no, no. But if theeeeey don’t answer, theeeeey’re “loserth”. Yea, being deemed a loser by Marbles is like getting called a rapist by a rapist, when you’re not a rapist.

“Go to a gym. Learn the basics of combat so you can fight someone.” Alright, who bullied you Marbles? When did it start? How long did it go on? Where did they touch you? How many swirlees a day? How many lunches involuntarily skipped, Marbles? You’re so wannabe-alpha at all the wrong and cringiest moments. Who do you think you’re fooling? You’re a twig. If you were Billy Badass, you wouldn’t announce it online like an over-compensating tool-bag, you’d live your life being your Billy Motherfucking Badass self. Leave the flexin’ to Flex from now on; thank you.

“This is a person you can wave your finger at and say, hey I think you made a mistake.” Yea, this guy watches Stimulator, who’s pro-bash the fash. So I can’t imagine he’d be too shy about putting on faggy black bloc and going around beating up people with the wrong opinion. So blow me, cunt. No one wants to have a dialogue with trigger-happy, uncivilized monkeys that can’t follow the basic life rule of keeping their hands and feet the fuck off of other monkeys—ya know that aaaaage ol’ law we started putting forth in basically every civilization since Mesopa-Fucking-Tamia. You’re an absolute man child.

“Contra, she’s online too much, and now she’s depressed, and that is my whole point.” Wow. I thought you just looked around the room and evaded eye contact like a spaz for comedic effect, now I realize you might actually be attention deficit. What do I know though? Maybe you really did need to wait for that one Tweet to load earlier.

“Everyone always says criticism in the left means you gotta change according to the critic. No, you just gotta hear them out, and ‘understand’ where they’re ‘coming’ from.” (wank, wank, wank) Sooooooo, you do want me to change then, dipshit. Because I’m empirical. That means if you say something that doesn’t make sense, I will challenge you. Get it? It’s a simple thing, really. So what, you want me to hear this anecdote, which is just another recycled watered-down version of the same anecdote I hear every goddamn time to justify ridiculous postmodern beliefs like white privilege—for what, a warm feeling in my heart?! I don’t give a fuck. I can’t extrapolate anything useful from them if they’re not making any sense to me, Marbles. Work with me here.

“I don’t mean to be shitting on the Left and what not,” bitch, spare me. You’ve merely tickled “the Left’s” ballsack today.

“This is such a small thing to be driving somebody crazy over.” Theeeere’s a Freudian slip.

Yea social media’s certainly a big contributor to suicide, you’re right. Not white privilege, at all. White people are so evil, that they in fact can’t get uspet when everyone starts talking in mass about white privilege. Did you know that? There isn’t a single person disgruntled about the status quo on white people. Not a soul! But social media, yea. That’s making some pussies sad.

“If Contra’s making a mistake, we’re all fucking done for.” Rofl, alright there buddy. Look, mommy. I’m a deranged ideologue. I got a surgeon mask and everything.

“…he’s sending me all these emojis and proving that he’s a dork.” Well, I know where I’m gonna be placing a screenshot of you using an emoji when it happens, cause I know you’re not shy about using them. Fucking gay dork. Nerd. Can’t wait to share this screenshot and show everyone what a dweeb you are, “loser”.

“This isn’t about keeping your feelings in, it’s about bringing them outside. Do something!” You know what, I’ve addressed enough hypocrisy in this article lol. I think people can figure this one out on their own.

“Oh you think you’re gonna stop the alt-right by hiding on Leftbook all day.”

Lmao, again I’m baffled as to what exactly you believe. Going back to your manboy love for the bash-factivist Stimulator, he assured you and all his cucky fantards that the alt-right was nothing more than a “fringe” group that is “irrelevant” and “crawled out of the internet’s asshole.”

Now, it would seem that you believe the alt-right’s a legitimate force to be reckoned with. If that was indeed implied, then I truly applaud you for waking up and realizing that we’re done fucking around with you faggots.

 

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